21 years ago today at 7:15pm in the labour ward at NUH, a fat ass popped out of my mother's womb. Literally. She had caesarean because I was too big. I was 3.9kg at birth. Average weight is about 3.4kg so I was huge for a newborn. My mother kept saying that when I was born, I was 'berlambak' (don't bother to google translate that, it's not accurate). I can only imagine my mother on her hospital bed holding a chunk of lard in her arms and that chunk of lard is me. 21 years later, I still am.
Thank you everyone who moulded me into the person I am today be it good or bad.
Thank you everyone who moulded me into the person I am today be it good or bad.
My aunt's Samsung phone


